All right… so this isn’t getting better since it’s April 15th April 18th April 30 (wtf, seriously where does the time go?) Since I did not take my own advice and start a journal, here’s what I kind of remember … Continue reading
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37 and counting…
Ummm… How is that possible? On the one hand, I am sort of starting to feel like a grown up. On the other hand, there’s no possible way I can be almost forty, right? I mean, that’s just weird. I … Continue reading
New Year’s Reminders!
I posted this for New Year’s Day 2012 and the words are as true today as they were then! Peace and love!
Breathe. Consciously. Drink more water. Eat less sugar. Run. Stretch. Remember that Karma is only a bitch if you are. Give more. Want less. Love, love, love. Have fun. Be BRAVE. Cry as necessary, but no more. Remember that life begins at the end of your comfort zone. Remember that only you can change your fate. Remember that an eye for eye makes us all blind. Learn. Create. Inspire. Have a little faith that it will all work out. Believe in the here and now. Be present. Dance more. Dream more. Be reckless with your heart, but not other’s. Own your decisions. Own your thoughts and stances. Own your sexuality. Sleep enough. Meditate. Spend more time barefoot in the sand. Relax. Take a picture. or two. Draw. Paint. Play. Embrace life. Enjoy the journey. When you fall down, get up. When the going gets tough, get tougher. and bring back-up. Smile. Remember that bad decisions make good stories. Try something new…anything. Be the change you want to see in the world. Don’t just live, thrive.
Goodbye 2014, Hello 2015
I am contemplating the past year with gratitude. I have spent the last 365 days with a truly amazing man. The kind of man that makes you realize why it never worked out with someone else. The kind of man that was worth traversing the long, bumpy road of my relationship history for. I have also, despite not making any sort of resolution to do so, finally managed to get my finances in proper order. Like really proper. I feel all grown up! Maybe it’s the result of 18 months of practicing minimalism. Maybe it’s the result of actually having some extra income from my photography business in 2014. Maybe it’s the positive influence of the aforementioned new man in my life. More than likely, as so many successes are, it’s a combination of all those things and more. I also feel a foundation has been built this past year for some successful business projects. Grounds cleared and stones stacked to build something amazing on.
As I look into the crystal ball of 2015 I see…. nothing. Mostly cause I don’t have a crystal ball and I’m not really psychic. And so glad that I’m not because how boring would that be?
So I am excited about what the next trip around the sun will bring. I refuse to make New Year’s Resolutions. While every January I do try to refocus on getting in shape, I don’t consider it a resolution. Especially since I also refocus in March and July and October and November and so on and so on… I have some really exciting photo projects lined up. I have some really inspiring people surrounding me. I am working with friend on building his business and I think it’s going to be his year. The staleness, the icky and the stuff that made me say “Thank God this year is over!” are all a thing of the past. Long gone and washed away with some super sexy rainshowers. Time to jump headfirst into some artistic expression and see what adventures 2015 has in store for me.
I’m ready for it all. And I hope you are too!
“And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow,
stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ’till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.” Dr. Seuss
All I want to do is sell the house, buy an airstream, something to tow it with and call it a day. Wanderlust. So bad.
Sorry but that’s all for now….
You’re better than that…
This phrase is a gem. One of my personal favorites. It’s nearly always said after you’ve already done something totally stupid. As in “Oh, last night I slept with that guy I broke up with 6 months ago.” To which your friends kindly respond with “You’re better than that.” Um. No I’m fucking not. If I were better than that, I wouldn’t have done it.
You know I’m right. I mean, what is the purpose of saying that to someone? Just to make them feel bad? Cause there is no other reason. It’s not like I’ve ever looked at someone who said that to me and responded with “Wow, thank you for saying that. I feel really loved right now.” No, the closest thing I’ve ever come to in response is more along the lines of “No, fucking shit I’m better than that. That’s why I’m spilling my guts to you, you fucking moron. So that I can confess the sins of stupidity, seek redemption and move the fuck on. But now that you’ve pointed out how stupid my decision was, let me jump in my god damn time machine and go fix it. Thanks for your insight.”
Yeah, that phrase really bothers me.
Why beer wins…
Beer wins every time. and here’s how I know. My yoga teacher tells me love wins. She loves love. And so love wins. Now, I thought this was just a clever little saying she was throwing around, but really Love Wins, is a pretty cool book if you were raised christian and are a bit confused as to why nobody acts very christian in a world supposedly full of them… but i digress.
So here I am, walking around Key West, with love wins rolling around in my head and I stumble (yes, literally) on this…
Uh huh, can you see it? BEER IS LOVE.
And as we’ve already established, love wins.
So there’s the reasonable deduction.
If beer is love, and love wins… beer wins. I should teach math.
Life According to a Bumper Sticker
Some bumper stickers really get me thinking… here are the top 10 that make the list and my (usually) silent responses…
- “We are the 99%” – Yeah, I can tell by your car.
- “Jesus Loves You, Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.” – I think we all know who the asshole is.
- “I *heart* vagina.” – This bumper sticker is the reason you never get laid.
- “I’m only speeding cause I have to poop.” – Save it for the cop who pulls you over.
- “You’ll never walk alone.” – On your car? Think about it. Take as long as you need.
- “My child thinks he’s an honor student at Hogwarts. It’s so sad.” – Great parenting skills you’re displaying.
- “I was an atheist, until I realized I was God.” – So, still an idiot? Good to know.
- “Well behaved women rarely make me a sandwich.” – Or date you.
- “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” – Is your license suspended? DUI perhaps?
- “I brew the beer I drink.” – Ok, I kinda want to date you.