Some bumper stickers really get me thinking… here are the top 10 that make the list and my (usually) silent responses…

1. “We are the 99%” – Yeah, I can tell by your car.
2. “Jesus Loves You, Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.” – I think we all know who the asshole is.
3. “I *heart* vagina.” – This bumper sticker is the reason you never get laid.
4. “I’m only speeding cause I have to poop.” – Save it for the cop who pulls you over.
5. “You’ll never walk alone.” – On your car? Think about it. Take as long as you need.
6. “My child thinks he’s an honor student at Hogwarts. It’s so sad.” – Great parenting skills you’re displaying.
7. “I was an atheist, until I realized I was God.” – So, still an idiot?  Good to know.
8. “Well behaved women rarely make me a sandwich.” – Or date you.
9. “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk.  Alcoholics go to meetings.” – Is your license suspended?  DUI perhaps?
10. “I brew the beer I drink.” – Ok, I kinda want to date you.